Tuesday, November 21, 2017

A Good Man: Sexy New Romance from Rosanna Leo

A Good Man
Series: Handymen 1
Author: Rosanna Leo
Genre: Contemporary Romance
Publisher: Limitless Publishing
Release Date: November 21, 2017

Not only is Michael a star on a successful home improvement show, he’s also seen as a local hero. But no one knows about the demons he carries inside him ever since the day he risked his life to save others.

All the accolades and honors only make the memories stronger and the pain unbearable. He would do anything to be able to forget, to put his past behind him and move on.

Michael takes on a new home improvement project, convinced it’s the perfect distraction. Little did he know that Emily, the woman who’s supposed to be nothing more than a client, would turn out to be a huge distraction…and engaged.

While Emily battles with her own personal problems, Michael is determined to keep his distance. The last thing he needs is woman trouble. But when it becomes clear that the attraction is mutual, he realizes staying away from her is not an option.

Now Michael needs to decide if he’s willing to risk exposing his weakness, and his heart…by giving in to temptation.

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“Come with me. I want to show you something.”

“Sounds mysterious.”

“I will admit I was keeping this a secret, but I’ve made an executive decision to break with Handymen tradition.”

“What will Lacey think?”

“Let’s not go there.” He brought her upstairs, to the room that used to be the master bedroom, the one where several crew members stowed their belongings most days. Michael opened the door. At the far end of the empty room sat a large object, covered in a long tarp. “I’ve been working on something for you.”

“You mean other than renovating my house?”

He grinned. “Remember those old family photos Lacey borrowed from you?”

“Yeah. She said they wanted to include a montage of old pictures in the show introduction.”

“That might have been a slight fabrication. I just needed a way to get some photos from you. Anyway, I was saving this for the big reveal, but I think I want to show you now.” He grabbed the edge of the tarp and pulled, revealing the object hidden beneath it.

It was an old wooden ladder, one he’d found months ago at a salvage yard. He’d decided to repurpose it, turning it into a set of frames for the old photos they’d borrowed. Faces now smiled out from the six gaps between the rungs. Nonna Olivia hugging two blond children, Emily and her brother. Nonna Olivia and her husband on their wedding day. Six photos in total, all part of the heritage Emily so treasured. He hoped she’d like the rustic look of the ladder. Rather than sanding and painting it, he’d left it rough and worn, so that it looked as if it might have been sitting in Nonna Olivia’s toolshed, just waiting to be used. All Michael had done was affix the appropriate hooks and backings and had blown all the photos up to sizes that would fit the spaces.

Emily gazed upon her grandmother’s face. Her chest heaved. She blinked once, then twice. All at once, big, fat tears began to roll down her cheeks. “Michael, it’s…”

“I hope you don’t mind I used the photos. I thought it might be nice for you to have mementos of your grandmother in the finished store.”

“Oh.” Her hand covered her mouth but it shook so much she was unsuccessful at covering her open mouth.

“I hope you like it. You’ve had a shitty week and I thought you could use a pick-me-up. I was supposed to keep quiet about it, so maybe you could keep it under your hat until—”

Emily threw herself at him and wrapped her arms around his torso, cutting off his words and his breath. Only when he hugged her back did he realize how hard she was quivering.

She wasn’t just crying about the old photos.

“It’s okay, Em. Let it out, sweetheart.”

The collar of his shirt grew wet but he didn’t care. Wardrobe had tons of shirts. Besides, she felt good in his arms, all soft and warm. He rubbed her shoulders and the back of her waist, exploring and familiarizing himself with her luscious body. He breathed, drinking in her scent. His nasal cavities had never known such bliss. It was like that first clear breath after a long period of congestion. His fingers were pretty happy too, enjoying the give of her womanly body. It was all he could do not to slide them down, cup her sweet ass, and pull her up against him.

Just not while she was crying over another man.

She lingered in his arms and he did nothing to push her away. In fact, it surprised him how badly he wanted to keep her there, so much so that when Emily finally extricated herself, he wanted to pull her back into his embrace. Instead, he wiped her cheeks of the remaining tears.

“The makeup ladies are going to kill me for making you cry.”

It might have been his imagination, but her tears made her eyes appear even greener. In fact, her entire face seemed a riot of tempting color. Each shade called to him. The crushed roses in her cheeks. Her strawberry lips, so plump and moist. Even the doeskin brown of her freckles fascinated him to no end. He wanted to count them, to kiss and mark them all.

Kissing her made a whole lot of sense right now. Kissing her senseless seemed even better.

Emily’s eyes widened. Her lips parted in invitation. Michael paused, knowing it was wrong, even though every raised hair on his arms told him it was right.

As he debated with himself for a split second, she brushed her lips against his. It was quick and soft, hunger masquerading as something platonic. Even though a spectator might have called it a friendly kiss, he knew the truth. As brief as it may have been, he felt her yield to him, even if just a little.
From the startled look in her eye, Emily knew it too.

She took a step back. “I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have done that.”

“You’re right. I should have been the one to do it.” Michael licked his lips. “Your lips really do taste like strawberries.”

“Michael, I can’t.”

“I think you just did.”

“You know what I mean.” She waved her hand between their two torsos. “This. I can’t do this.”

“What? Point at my chest?”

“You’re teasing me.”

“Maybe a little. Listen, Em, I understand. As unexpected as that kiss was, as much as I want to taste your lips again, I know it’s too soon.”

“It’s too much, too soon.”

He reached for her hand. “I get it. It’s okay.”

“Thank you.”

“But that doesn’t mean I won’t be spending all my waking hours waiting for the moment I can make it happen again.”


“Don’t worry. I’d never force the matter. Besides, I enjoyed having you thrust yourself at me.”

“Are you ever going to let me live it down?”

“Not in this century, sweetheart.”

Rosanna Leo is a multi-published romance author. Winner of the Reader’s Choice 2015 in Paranormal Romance at The Romance Reviews, Rosanna draws on her love of mythology for her books on Greek gods, selkies and shape shifters.

From Toronto, Canada, Rosanna occupies a house in the suburbs with her long-suffering husband, their two hungry sons and a tabby cat named Sweetie. When not writing, she can be found haunting dusty library stacks or planning her next star-crossed love affair.

A library employee by day, she is honored to be a member of the league of naughty librarians who also happen to write romance.

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Monday, August 21, 2017

Cover Reveal! The Stranger: New Horror Anthology From Corbeau Media

Hey guys! I have some exciting news. My publishing company, Corbeau Media, is putting out a horror anthology for Halloween and I'm going to be in it along with some of my favorite authors.

My story is different from what you've come to expect from me. It's contemporary horror set in a nursing home in Minnesota. It is a *little* romantic, though...you can take the author out of romance, but you can't take romance out of the author (or something)?

Here's a little preview:

Bear River


Cassie dropped her forehead against the fluorescent blue face of the pop machine as the bill reader rejected her crumpled dollar for the fifth time. It was 4:55 a.m. and though the beige break room was bright enough to read an X-ray, she needed her second Mountain Dew to trick her brain into thinking her hours were natural.

The soft buzz pulsating above her eyebrows was almost comforting, a little harmless white noise to interrupt the oppressive silence of the night. There was nothing natural about her shift pattern. Winter in Minnesota, she rose after dark and slept when the sun came up, one of two LPNs working the graveyard shift at Bear River. She got paid an extra dollar an hour for her trouble, and that had made it worth it, in the beginning. After all, she had student loans to pay off.

Seven years of night shifts later, it was that extra dollar she’d washed in her scrubs until Washington had come out soft and faded, more of a harried Walt Whitman than the commander of the Continental Army.

The ticking of the over-sized clock echoed across the linoleum, propelling her a little closer to the end of her smoke break with every deafening snap. A faint whirring invaded the rhythm, like an insect buzzing from another room. A red light glared at her from the corner beside the microwave. Who had left the radio on?

She turned the dial up three notches. The residents were all sleeping and most would have their hearing aids out; if she kept it low, they wouldn’t hear it.

Baby take my hand, don't fear the reaper
We'll be able to fly, don't fear the reaper
Baby I'm your man

“That’s what this shift needs. More cowbell.” Cassie smiled to no one in particular and sang along as she tried to smooth out her dollar on the counter. “Came the last night of sadness, and it was clear she couldn't go on...hm hm hmm wind appeared, candles blew and then disappeared, curtains flew and then he appeared, saying don’t be afraid…”

She tapped her foot and shook her ass, there was no one to see her. The song was a bit before her time, maybe, but every radio station in the state seemed to be permanently stuck in 1987 so she had grown up with Blue Oyster Cult and Kansas.

“La la la la la…”

She punched the air as the machine finally took her dollar and the balance appeared on the little black screen. She smacked the button automatically, the worn plastic the only evidence of her nightly habit. Well, that and her triglycerides, sky high though she’d always maintained a healthy weight in spite of a diet that consisted almost entirely of Mountain Dew, Cheetos, and Marlboro Lights. She twisted the cap off of the bottle and poured it over the half-melted ice in her BPA-free Slytherin cup. That first hit of neon caffeine was goddamned magical. She took a second and popped her nightly vitamin D capsule--her first and only defense against rickets--as the song’s final strains wound their way into the morning.

She shut off the radio as she recognized the opening to the Metallica cover of Turn the Page for only the five hundred thousandth time since she’d graduated high school. “That’s enough of that,” she muttered as she slipped out the side door.

The snow was finally melting but the night was still cold as hell. She zipped her fleece-lined hoodie up to her chin and lit a cigarette with shaking hands. The parking lot was quiet as the nursing home, the street lights casting huge orange ellipses over old cars too rusty to be considered “classic”. Her own piece of shit Pontiac was a few spaces from the door beside Marissa’s pickup. It had been a particularly savage winter and the salt on the roads had eaten the edges of the hole in the floor until she could see the potholes the city denied having beneath the brake pedal as she swerved to miss them.

It wasn’t much of a view. She leaned against the door and looked at the river, all black and shining beyond the trees.

Cassie caught a hint of movement in her peripheral vision and her gaze snapped back to the parking lot. One of the residents had gotten out and was walking away as fast as his compression socks would take him.

“Shit.” She dropped her cigarette in the snow. “Mr. Anderson! Mr. Anderson, is that you?”

As she ran toward him she realized he wasn’t alone; he was walking with a much younger man. She skidded through the dirty snow, her breath billowing like smoke from the iron works across the lake.

“What are you doing out of bed? Breakfast isn’t for another three hours.” She touched his arm and he was colder than she was, wearing nothing but his monogrammed pajamas.

He smiled at her gently. “I’m going to miss my train. My friend here is taking me to the station.”

“In your pajamas?” She looked at his friend and all rational thought stopped. He looked young but oddly ageless, with eyes like the moon--bright, beautiful, and cold. He wore a dusty dark coat and a Fair Isle sweater. She softened. Surely no psychopath would abduct an elderly man while wearing something as dorky as a Fair Isle sweater.

Her amusement left her as she met his gaze. The night seemed to darken around them as he regarded her with something like compassion. It was tangible, that gaze; she could feel it.

It felt like an embrace.

It felt like the perfect relief of total oblivion.

“We’re going to be late, dear.”

Pre-order links are coming soon. I hope you guys enjoy it as much I loved writing it. This one is personal to me in a few ways: I grew up volunteering in nursing homes in Minnesota and my mom worked in them when I was a kid. One way or another, I spent a lot of time in them. Apart from that, I have worked in the medical sector for the better part of a decade, so this is close to home for me in more ways than one. It even has a happy ending!

Well, sort of

I will be sharing more about the anthology over the next couple of months, so be sure to stop back. You can also read more about it on our website at corbeaubooks.com

Thanks for stopping by! 

Saturday, July 29, 2017

Murder on the Moors: A Short Story by Lawrence Hogue

The events of this tale take place in 1792. They form the backstory for one of the main characters in Lawrence Hogue’s new novel, Daring and Decorum, which takes place four years later.

James Cosgrove, Constable for Kisdon Parish, approached Aysgarth Manor with a heavy step, despite the promise of warmth inside. Investigating a murder was nothing he had time for, what with the demands of running Hemsly village’s one milliner’s shop, nor was it anything he’d expected to do when he’d been pushed into the position by the other prominent members of the parish. But now, here he was, with little idea what he might find inside the ancient manor’s stone walls.
The place was bleak enough, occupying a high moorland with even taller fells rising behind, like brows beetling over a brooding face. The house itself was an ancient stone pile, with slits for windows gazing vacantly across the heath, now white with a cover of snow. There were few signs of life from within; the “castle,” such as it was, seemed closer to a ruin one might find in a travel guide than an occupied seat of a Baron and his family. And that Baron was now dead.
The ride from the sheltered dale up onto the stark moors and thence to the manor should have taken an hour; instead it took two, his horse laboring through a foot of fresh snow. It was a wonder the boy they’d sent down to alert him hadn’t frozen to death. The boy had been nearly numb from cold when he showed up at Cosgrove’s shop just before opening, and was even now warming himself before the fire in the back room.
No one came out to take his horse, so Cosgrove led it toward a hitching post near the stables. As cold as it was, he daren’t lead his mount inside, as half the stable roof had caved in long ago. Before he could reach it, two sheep dogs burst out of a ramshackle hut standing a short distance from the stable. They were the worst-mannered working dogs he’d ever seen, more like hounds, their barking causing his horse to rear. He nearly lost his grip on the reins, holding them in one hand and his riding crop in the other, ready to ward off the animals.
Self-defense proved unnecessary, as an ancient man in tattered woolens emerged from the hut, shouting at the dogs, which obeyed him on the spot. Cosgrove guessed this was Potts, the manor’s shepherd, and its only resident. That was, until these last months when Baron Aysgarth had returned to his ancient family seat with his young wife and few remaining servants in tow, after having lost his fortune and his far more lavish estate closer to York. Cosgrove thought the Baron must have been as mad to return here as this shepherd was rumored to be.
“I’ll see to ’im, sir,” Potts said, holding out his hand for the reins.
Cosgrove hesitated, but then handed them over. “Do you know what happened here last night?”
“Nay. Heard some strange sounds, then a time later, a horse riding off.”
“Did you investigate these sounds?”
“Nay, stayed in me hut. Best not to interfere with goings-on here of a night.”
Realizing he would get little out of Potts, the constable approached the manor’s entrance, which still showed no signs of life other than a wisp of smoke coming from a chimney at the back. He wondered whether he should knock, but seeing the great iron doors standing open a crack, he entered, calling into the house over the creaking of the hinges.
The entryway was nearly as cold as the outdoors, lit only by the dim light of a clouded sky filtering through the high, narrow windows – glassless, of course, the wind whistling through them like the sighs of the dead. To the left was the great hall, filled with furniture that looked to be from Queen Elizabeth’s time; to the right, a library filled with dusty tomes. Nothing stirred in either room.
He called out again. At last a door beneath the stairs leading to the upper floors opened, and the baron’s housekeeper, Mrs. Roberts, emerged, a cook’s apron tied around her waist. He recognized her from her shopping excursions to the village, always accompanied by one or two of the tough-looking men the baron hired as footmen.
“Oh, at last, you’re here, Mr. Cosgrove. Such a terrible thing, but I’m not surprised, with the way…” Her voice trailed off, as if fearing to say more.
“Can you tell me what happened? Where is the Baron now?”
She gestured vaguely into the great hall. “No one knows what happened, at least none of us who’re left. Betty went into the great hall to light the fire, just like she does every morning, and found the Baron in a pool of blood on the floor. She ran right out and down to the kitchens.” She chivvied her arms against the cold and Cosgrove wished she’d invite him downstairs, where he could warm himself before the cooking fire. “No one’s been in there since.”
“And what of her ladyship? Where is she?”
“Gone, and Anna, that is, Miss Templeton, her lady’s maid, too.” Mrs. Roberts shivered again in the cold.
“Very well. I’ll examine the Baron’s body. I take it you would rather return to the kitchen?”
The housekeeper nodded. “Oh, wait, there’s more. How could I forget? It’s all so terrible, it’s driven everything from my mind. I checked her ladyship’s bedchamber when all the commotion hadn’t roused her. It was empty, but there was blood in there too. Oh, Mr. Cosgrove, I hope you can make better sense of it than I can.”
“Very well,” he said with a sigh. “I’ll examine Lady Aysgarth’s bedchamber as well.”
Entering the great hall, Cosgrove saw what he had not been able to from the entry hall – the Baron’s body, slumped on its side between a divan and the fireplace. Next to it lay an empty glass tumbler.
Betty had been correct in describing the pool of blood, for it had seeped into the rug over a wide area. He could not help stepping in it as he approached the body, the blood-soaked rug making a squelching sound under his boot. He nearly gagged at the coppery smell in the air, which produced a corresponding metallic taste in the back of his throat.
Aysgarth’s face was as pale as – well, death, Cosgrove thought as he bent down to examine the body, then chided himself for seeing any sort of humor in such a situation. The baron’s hands were wound in a bloody, woolen scarf, and the hands themselves were deeply lacerated. But that couldn’t have killed him. Lifting the front of Aysgarth’s greatcoat – he must have come in from the outdoors, which was odd in itself, as the murder must have happened in the wee hours – he saw the main wound: a gaping hole in the Baron’s waistcoat. Everything from the ribcage down was a bloody mass. Gingerly, he rolled the body forward and examined the back – more blood, and a three-inch slit in the greatcoat.
Cosgrove was far from an expert, but only a sword could have made such a wound.
He straightened and looked around the room for the murder weapon. At last he looked up and saw what he hadn’t noticed before. Above the mantle was an ancient shield bearing the Aysgarth crest, with a single rapier mounted across it, where there should have been two. He stepped over to the mantle, taking pains to avoid the puddle of blood as far as possible, and examined the remaining rapier. The Aysgarth motto, “Fortem, Verum, et Fidelem” was engraved in the gleaming blade.  He had been murdered with his own sword.
And taken by surprise, as he was unarmed. The poor sot must have grabbed at the blade as it went in, trying desperately to keep it from going in deeper. Cosgrove shuddered at the thought. Looking down at the bloodied hands, he wondered about the scarf still wound about them – that, he couldn’t explain.
And who had done it? Not the wife, surely? True, she was tall for a female, as he knew from the few times she had honored him with a visit to his shop. So she was the more likely of the two missing women to have been able to accomplish such a thing. But the thought of a woman forcing that blade past those desperate hands, gazing into her husband’s horror-filled face as she fought against him – no, he could not accept it, no matter what he had done to her. And Aysgarth was a large man, known for his brutality. A woman standing up to him? One of the footmen, more like. The Baron had a reputation for treating his servants poorly, and one of the men had probably had his fill.
He still had Lady Aysgarth’s bedchamber to examine. Leaving the great hall, his eyes had adjusted enough to the dim light that he noticed something else he hadn’t before: muddy tracks leading from the entryway to the great hall. They weren’t his own, as his boots had been covered in snow, the tracks of which had hardly begun to melt. And now his boots were covered in blood, he saw as he returned to the great hall, retracing his own bloody bootprints leading out and the muddy ones leading in. He confirmed his guess: the Baron’s boots were covered in mud. Why hadn’t he noticed that before? At any rate, he now knew that whatever the Baron had been doing outside, any signs he had left were now covered in a foot of snow.
Cosgrove made his way upstairs, reminding himself that he was just a shopkeeper.  What was he doing, following tracks and examining the scene of a murder? Maybe the magistrate would send for the Bow Street Runners. But who would put up the reward? Aysgarth had no family, as far as anyone knew.
The bedchamber the housekeeper had indicated was unremarkable, its most outstanding features  a fine canopy bed and vanity. These furnishings must have been brought from Swanford, Aysgarth’s lost estate, they were so much more modern and luxurious than anything else in the castle. He soon found the blood, a small pool at the foot of the fireplace grate. And something else – a tuft of blond hair sticking to the grate itself.
What had happened here? Some sort of struggle? But surely the Baron couldn’t have taken his wounds here and then managed to get himself down to the great hall. And the Baron’s hair was black, not blond.
He examined the wardrobe and chest, both fully stocked with fine gowns and riding habits. Next, the vanity, covered with all the accoutrements of womanhood: a hand mirror, brushes, various bottles and jars of perfume and ointments. In a drawer, he found a jar of goose grease, which he thought rather odd. Only one thing seemed missing. Next to the vanity’s mirror stood a holder for a small picture – empty. Just the type of possession one might grasp when fleeing on short notice, with little or no baggage.
Seeing nothing more to be learned in the bedchamber, Cosgrove returned to the kitchen, where he found the four remaining servants: Mrs. Roberts, Betty (the maid of all work), and the two footmen, all sitting silently nursing dishes of tea. At least it was warm in this room, and the housekeeper poured him his own mug of the strong brew.
“Did you find out what happened?” she asked, handing him the tea.
“It’s obvious wha’ happened, init?” the older footman snapped, his voice loud and rough. “The bitch took the master by surprise, ran ’im through, and then run off with Anna.”
He looked as if he wanted to say more, but the housekeeper rode over him. “That’s enough from you, Steele. Head butler my arse. If Mr. Stevens were here, he’d have a thing or two to say. Don’t know why his lordship ever discharged him, and put the likes o’ you in his place.”
The footman rose from his seat. “’Cause he couldn’t keep you lot in line, o’ course. And since when do you talk to me like that?”
“Please…” Cosgrove began, taking a tentative step forward. Fortunately, he didn’t have to further intervene, as Steele apparently thought better of himself and sat back down.
“I’ve had enough of your bullying,” the housekeeper said to Steele, “and so has Betty.” She turned to the constable. “Mr. Cosgrove, would you be so kind as to carry us down to the dale? I’ll walk through the snow if I have to. I won’t spend another night in this place.”
Cosgrove agreed to this favor. “But first, there is the matter of the investigation. I must question all of you separately before anyone leaves. And then you’ll be required to remain in the village until the investigation is through with you.”
“I told you we shoulda’ run!” the younger footman exclaimed. “Soon as Betty started screamin’ bloody murder, we shoulda piked off.”
“Running’s what guilty folks do, you idiot,” said Steele. “Did you kill the master?”
“Course not.”
“Did I?”
“Then why would we run?”
“Well said,” said Cosgrove. “But while the investigation remains open, suspicion falls upon anyone in the manor at the time of the murder, or in the vicinity.”
“What?” said Betty, looking up for the first time. “Even us?”
“Well, perhaps some are more worthy of suspicion than others.” He eyed the two footmen. “Now, did any of you see or hear anything out of the ordinary?”
Shaking of heads all around. “We was sleepin’, wasn’t we?” Steele said.
“And did you see any strangers, or even anyone you know, yesterday or last night near the manor?”
Again a universal negative. Cosgrove paused to reflect, then remembered the hair. “What color was Lady Aysgarth’s hair?” He’d never known, as she had always worn a bonnet on visits to his shop.
“Brown,” said the housekeeper, perplexed.
“And Miss Templeton’s?”
“The prettiest honey-blond you ever seen,” the younger footman put in, a wistful look in his eye. “I wonder what happened to her?”
“Run off with her ladyship, o’ course,” said his superior.
“We mustn’t jump to conclusions,” said Cosgrove. “Now, I will speak privately to Betty, if we may have the room.”
Two hours later, Cosgrove had learned much. Betty knew nothing other than what she’d seen that morning – a glimpse of her master’s body lying in a pool of blood. And that he was a tyrant to both wife and servants.
Mrs. Roberts only confirmed this assessment with greater vehemence. After hearing of the abuse, the drunken rages, the goings-on with servants and village girls, Cosgrove almost wished that he’d been the one to run the Baron through.
The women vouched for each other, as they shared a single bed in the servants’ quarters.
The footmen told a different story. Aysgarth had looked after them and paid them well, at least until his fortunes had fallen. They were unlike any footmen Cosgrove had ever met, with the manner more of stable hands or laborers than servants expected to wait at table. But they both seemed to admire their master for the same ruthlessness that had so cowed the women. Like them, each footman swore the other had not left their shared room all night.
The insinuations Steele made about Lady Aysgarth and her lady’s maid, Cosgrove hardly cared to remember, much less credit. The ruffian made entirely too much of a noblewoman sharing her bed with her lady’s maid on a cold night, a practice with which he could hardly be unfamiliar, considering his class, in which two to a large canopy bed would be considered a luxurious degree of spaciousness. But the accusations the man made against the pair defied belief, and the vulgarisms he employed in doing so defied decency.
The interviews with the indoor staff over, Cosgrove returned outdoors to speak with the shepherd, Potts. There was no one else, the groomsmen and carriage driver having been discharged long ago, leaving Potts to manage the two saddle horses and one carriage horse. He confirmed that a horse was missing. “Her ladyship’s favorite, that was,” said Potts. “Rode it well, too.”
“Did Miss Templeton ride, as far as you know?”
“Never seen her ride. Hardly seen her outside at all.”
Could the two have ridden away on one horse? It seemed possible, especially if Lady Aysgarth were an expert horsewoman, and more so if they were desperate to get away. But that tuft of hair misgave him; he feared there had been no need for riding double.
“And these sounds you heard – can you describe them more fully?”
The old man’s face screwed up in concentration. “Let’s see. First, I awoke to the sound of someone banging tools about in the shed.” He gestured to a lean-to structure attached to the stables.
“And you didn’t think to investigate?”
“Nay. Who could it be, up here in the middle o’ the night, rummagin’ around in the tool shed, but the mater, or one of those footmen? Thought for a moment to check and see, but then I heard Master cursin’. Not a chance would I venture out when he was in one of his moods in the middle o’ the night. Not the first time, neither.”
“What happened then? Did you hear what he did next, where he went?”
“Nay. All went quiet after that, and I fell back asleep.”
“But you mentioned hearing a horse.”
“Sure. Must ’a been a time later, for I was deep asleep. The horse whinnied so loud, I sat right up in my cot, it was that close. Thought for a moment 'twas a bit of my dream, but then it whickered again.”
“And once again, you didn’t investigate the noise.”
He shrugged. “If Master wants to ride around in the middle o’ the night, who am I to stop him?”
“Could you tell what direction the horse went?”
The shepherd laughed. “Only one direction, I’n’t there? Down.” He pointed to the single track leading down toward the dale.
Seeing that he would get no more out of the shepherd, Cosgrove paused to consider what he’d learned. What had Aysgarth been up to in that shed? What kind of tools had he retrieved, and what had he done with them? He tried to put aside the suspicion that was growing in his mind, to little avail.
The shed was not far from the shepherd’s hut, where he now stood. No tracks led to or from it; the fresh snow must have covered any traces Aysgarth might have left. Now Cosgrove made a circuit of the castle and the narrow bench on which it sat, looking for any irregularity in the smooth carpet of white powder. He found neither track nor hastily abandoned digging tool, yet the dark thought that had crossed his mind the instant Potts had mentioned the toolshed persisted.
He had only one spot left to investigate – the shed itself. Inside, he found a jumble of implements of all descriptions. A shovel lay at the top of the pile, covered in dried, frozen mud – but the same could be said of many of the others. If there was a method to determine the age of this mud, he didn’t know it.
Stepping outside, he considered everything he’d learned. What evidence there was pointed to one obvious conclusion, though he could not quite bring himself to believe it: one or the other of the missing women had impaled Aysgarth with his own sword, and then Lady Aysgarth had ridden off, either alone or riding double with Miss Templeton.  But perhaps this conclusion was too obvious. Perhaps one or both of the footmen were involved. But if so, why had they left the Baron’s body to be discovered?
His head was spinning. This was a job for Bow Street, not a country constable. He returned his notebook to its pocket, determined to turn over all the evidence to the magistrate, and let him decide how to proceed. His mind somewhat relieved by this decision, Cosgrove turned to the onerous task of getting the servants down off the moors without them coming to blows.


A week later, an officer from Bow Street was in Cosgrove’s shop. No member of Aysgarth’s family had been located to offer a reward, but the Home Office had seen fit to assign a runner to the case, given the political situation in the country. It might be a simple domestic dispute, but any sort of French-inspired anti-aristocratic motives had to be ruled out. Of all the counties in England, Yorkshire was known to be among the most ripe for rebellion.
The Bow Street runner, Bickersley, glowered at him over the counter. “What did you think you were doing up there, man? Tracking blood all around the crime scene, tramping the snow so we couldn’t tell who’d been where.” The weather had stayed cold all week, and no new snow had fallen, so Cosgrove’s own tracks were still plain to see, along with those that had been left in hitching the carriage horse to the curricle and saddling the Baron’s mount for the journey off the fell.
Bickersley looked around at the modest shop. “Just my luck, getting assigned to a dead-end case in this god-forsaken spot. Took long enough to get here, and working only for a per diem. Why couldn’t they have put me on a juicy bank job?”
“Were you able to make out what happened?”
The officer sighed. “Like as not, your suspicions are correct, but we’ll have to examine the Baron’s will to rule out any motives among the footmen.”
“And will you be able to track down Lady Aysgarth and her maid?”
“Very likely. We’ve already made enquiries at the Crown in Boroughbridge, and a woman fitting Lady Aysgarth’s description was seen there, boarding a coach for Doncaster. And we’ve printed handbills and items in newspapers from here to London.”
He handed one of the bills to Cosgrove. It read: “Wanted for questioning in the death of the Right Honorable Charles Kingston, Baron Aysgarth: Rebecca Kingston, Lady Aysgarth (née Hazelton) and Anna Templeton, lady’s maid. Reward: 100 guineas.”
“Do you – do you truly believe a woman capable of committing such a heinous act?”
The officer laughed. “What’s a woman not capable of, more like, when moved by jealousy, rage, or self-protection. Don’t be naïve, man. I’ve seen women do far worse.”
Cosgrove swallowed.
“Don’t trouble yourself, Mr. Cosgrove. We’ll get to the bottom of it, despite your bumbling and the lack of a reward. Perhaps it’s time you stepped aside in favor of another candidate.”
Cosgrove wished fervently that another volunteer for this onerous duty could be found. “Believe me, Mr. Bickersley, nothing would make me happier.”


Bickersley’s confidence proved ill-founded, however. Lady Aysgarth’s trail went cold in Doncaster. She had purchased a seat on the Edinburgh coach, but no one could remember her boarding. But neither had she purchased a seat on any other coach, nor could any of the drivers on any of the other coaching routes remember a woman fitting her description. Enquiries at the main coaching inns between Doncaster and London proved equally fruitless. Strangely, her horse was never found. Lady Aysgarth had disappeared as thoroughly as if swallowed by the fog that regularly shrouded the moors.
Neither could any trace be found of Miss Templeton. But come March and the arrival of warm southern winds, Cosgrove – having proved unable to foist his position onto another gullible volunteer – kept his eye on the thaw. When the snow had retreated to the highest fells, he made his way through the spring muck to Aysgarth Manor. It didn’t take him long to find a disturbed patch of earth on the side of the manor away from the stables, hard up against the steepening fell. It had the look of a grave, though whoever had dug it had been wise enough to scatter the extra soil about, rather than mounding it, leaving it undetectable under a carpet of snow.
He returned a day later, in the company of the magistrate, a doctor, and the village gravedigger. In a short time, the latter fellow had unearthed a body wound in a sheet. When the doctor undid the wrappings, he found the body well-preserved, as it had been nearly frozen for the preceding three months.
When Cosgrove had done emptying his stomach in the drab heather, he was able to attend to the doctor’s cursory examination. The body was that of a woman, slight of frame and with blond hair, wearing only a nightdress. In a moment, the doctor stated a preliminary cause of death: a crushing blow to the back of the head, likely due to having fallen against the grate where Cosgrove had discovered the blond hair.
Without a doubt, this was the body of Miss Anna Templeton. How she had come to fall against the grate would remain a mystery – at least until Lady Aysgarth could be located and questioned.
Nothing else was remarkable about the body, save the one bit of adornment Miss Templeton wore about her neck: a locket, containing a single tuft of light brown hair.


In this unsolved state the case remains to this day, Lady Aysgarth having never been found. However, readers wishing to learn the secret of the Aysgarth murders will find all their questions answered in a new novel, Daring and Decorum, due out August 1 from Supposed Crimes.

About  the Book

Twenty-year-old Elizabeth Collington, the proper and obedient daughter of a Devonshire clergyman, believes herself beyond girlish romances. But when a highwayman steals a kiss, along with her departed mother's necklace, Elizabeth experiences feelings of which her father would never approve. Soon after this unsettling event, a young widow arrives in the village, catching Elizabeth by surprise as their friendship advances quickly to the deepest intimacy she has ever known. Yet the highwayman will not leave her alone, filling her mind with ideas of revolution and her body with sensations of the greatest impropriety. Amidst this swirl of conflicting feelings, Elizabeth hardly has time to consider Anthony, son of the neighboring Earl, whose halting courtship holds out her one slim chance at an establishment in life. Will Elizabeth choose the conventional path, honoring her duty to her father and safeguarding her reputation? Or will she follow the demands of her heart, pursuing a love even less proper than that for a highwayman?
A comedy of manners wrapped around a Gothic tale, a mashup of Jane Austen, Alfred Noyes' poem "The Highwayman," Ellen Kushner's Riverside series, and Robin Hood, Daring and Decorum makes a passionate case for the freedom to love whom one chooses. You might call it, "Racier than Jane Austen, better-written than Fifty Shades of Grey." Or maybe, "Regency Romance, minus the hunky, shirtless lords." (What's left, you ask? Let Elizabeth show you! )

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About Lawrence Hogue
Lawrence Hogue's writing is all over the place and all over time. He started out in nonfiction/nature writing with a personal narrative/environmental history of the Anza-Borrego Desert called All the Wild and Lonely Places: Journeys in a Desert Landscape. After moving to Michigan, he switched to writing fiction, including contemporary stories set in the desert and fanfiction based on the videogame Skyrim. He’s a fan of folk music, and got the idea for Daring and Decorum while listening to Loreena McKennitt’s outstanding adaptation of Alfred Noyes’ poem, The Highwayman. When not speaking a word for nature or for forgotten LGBT people of history, he spends his white-knighting, gender-betraying energies on Twitter and Facebook, and sometimes on the streets of Lansing, MI, and Washington DC. He's been called a Social Justice Warrior, but prefers Social Justice Wizard or perhaps Social Justice Lawful Neutral Rogue.
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Monday, June 26, 2017

Artemis: My New LGBT Gothic Regency Romance is Out Today!

Hey guys!

Today is the official release day of my first Regency novella, Artemis. Artemis originally appeared in The Bluestocking Belles' anthology, Holly and Hopeful Hearts, so you may have already read it. If not, check it out! It's a little different from the rest of my series -- the hero is trans, it's set it in 1812, and the love scenes are strictly closed-door -- BUT it's super romantic and it's still so gothic it starts to burn in direct sunlight. The hero, Apollo, is a descendant of Nick and Sally and Meg and Jake. (How? You'd better read it, huh?) I am particularly happy with the way it turned out, and I hope you enjoy it, too. Thanks for reading!

by Jessica Cale
Gothic Regency Romance
20,000 words/PG-13
Content warnings: Contains transgender and bisexual characters falling in love, getting married, and enjoying themselves.

Actress Charlotte Halfpenny is in trouble. Pregnant, abandoned by her lover, and out of a job, Charlotte faces eviction two weeks before Christmas. When the reclusive Earl of Somerton makes her an outrageous offer, she has no choice but to accept. Could he be the man of her dreams, or is the nightmare just beginning?


“There are two ways to look at everything.” Charlotte paused for dramatic effect, curling blue fingers over the side of the bridge. “All beginnings are endings in disguise. Place of arrival or means of escape; will I find my end at the bottom, or fall clear through the other side?”

The wind swallowed her famous voice and carried it away, taking the last thing she had of any value. It was the ice in the air that had caused her voice to shake, she reasoned. She was far too cold to feel the fear lurking in her heart, insulated as it was by dread and resignation. It was too dark to see anything but a great growling blackness over the side, but the smell assured her she had reached the right place.

“It’s only a river,” she reassured herself, though the observation brought her little comfort. Ravenous beast or churning waves, it would swallow her just the same. “Would it be better to drown or be devoured?”

She turned to face her audience, but they paid her no mind. Not ten paces away, they shuffled their wings, dark feathers gleaming in the moonlight like polished knives as they pecked at a murky spot beyond. The play had been over perhaps an hour, and now she couldn’t even command the attention of crows.

Her laugh brought a welcome puff of warmth to her lips as she turned toward the river once again. The night was worse than cold, it was merciless, and it carried with it a dampness that seeped into her every pore, chilling her to her bones and invading her weary heart. Perhaps she would freeze before she could drown.

The bridge was as famous as she was, a dubious honor. The fastest way between London and the poorest boroughs to the south, the city’s whores frequently threw themselves off of it as they returned home from long days servicing the wealthier streets in rented gowns and sagging feathers. It got them all, in the end. Perhaps it was not the easiest way to go, but it was there. Living the way they did, all that silver had to look tempting from time to time.

What was an actress but a whore? Her father, a playwright, loved his quill to distraction but had nothing but disdain for the painted players who brought his words to life. The last time she had spoken to him, he’d asked her that very question and Charlotte, in her wisdom, had asked him why he had married one.

“Prescient as ever, Father,” she addressed his memory, straddling the railing of the bridge, the only barrier between her sort and their inevitable end. She didn’t want to die, but what choice did she have? Cast out by her lover and sacked by her theater, she had no family, no income, no future. All she had was an expanding belly and a week to vacate her ex-lover’s rooms.

“A week until Christmas,” she muttered. “Prick.”

She didn’t kid herself she’d be able to get back onstage after the baby came. After ten good years of drawing crowds, she was already being replaced by younger, fresher women, actresses from the country who couldn’t enunciate if she took their jaws into her own hands and moved their lips herself, but didn’t London love a new face? She’d passed for twenty-two for years now, but it was only a matter of time until someone remembered she’d been nineteen ten years ago. Christ.

Before long, she’d be little more than a buttock broker’s bunter. If her child survived, it would be destined for the workhouse.

That was not something she could abide.

“Wesley Thomas Cheltenham Sneed,” she seethed, searching her overdeveloped imagination for a curse befitting the man who had abandoned her, noble by birth if not character.

She let out a long sigh. There was no point to it.

She had met his betrothed. He deserved precisely what he was getting.

The sound of wheels popping over the stones startled her and she gripped the edge, struggling to keep her balance. Oddly enough, she didn’t much care for the idea of falling in.

She clung to her perch as the coach passed, hoping the darkness would shield her from prying eyes. What would it matter if they saw her, really? She was just another Drury Lane Vestal succumbing to the inevitable, after all.

Her jaw clenched in protest at her morose line of thought. She didn’t really believe that, did she?

The wheels stopped.

“Miss Halfpenny?”

Charlotte turned as she heard her name.

The coach was old and cumbersome but meticulously maintained, set high above the street on wheels the size of card tables. Unadorned but for a coat of lacquer, it was dark as the team of blacks that idled before it. The door stood open and a man leaned out, his youthful appearance illuminated by the glass-encased lantern swinging from a hook on the side.

He regarded her with an expression caught somewhere between confusion and terror. “Might I be of assistance?”

Clean shaven and slight of form, she might have mistaken him for a boy, albeit a remarkably pretty one. His hair was short and neat, dark as his horses. His jaw was angular and his mouth more serious than generous, but his eyes were bright and pale. She never forgot a face. She tried to place his.

“Somerton.” She smiled as the name came to her. She was face to face with the reclusive Earl of Somerton.

He alighted from the coach and approached her as though she were a frightened animal. “Please, will you come down from there?”

His voice was mellow, sweet, and very expensive. It sounded like tea with the Queen. He held out his hand.

She took it with only a moment’s hesitation and he visibly relaxed as she climbed down. He was taller than she would have guessed and elegant as a dancer, not a thread out of place on his immaculate suit. Even his cravat looked as though he’d just tied it.

There was something odd about him, but she couldn’t quite place it. He was unlike any man she had ever been near, too composed, too perfect. “You’re freezing,” he observed, the vapor of his breath the only cloud in the night. “May I escort you home?”

She shivered, remembering her unfortunate circumstances. “I don’t have a home anymore.”

His eyebrows drew together in concern, or perhaps distaste. “Then I suppose you shall have to come to mine.”

Charlotte blinked, taken aback. “With all due respect, Lord Somerton, if you’re looking for a poke, you can piss off. You’re a handsome bloke, but I’ve had quite a day.”

The only hint that he had heard her was the slight widening of his eyes.

They were silver, just like the river.

He cleared his throat. “I meant no disrespect, Miss Halfpenny, only it is very cold and I hate to think of you out here on your own. Would you consent to joining me for supper? I give you my word as a gentleman that I will not touch you.”

She looked him over, seeking signs of good character in the shine of his boots and the fit of his coat. His character may be questionable, but his tailor was a damned genius. He was leaner than most and held himself with a grace that was both authoritative and arresting in its beauty. It was his eyes that drew her gaze once again. She saw no ill-intent there, but a sort of quiet desperation that mirrored her own.

He was lonely.

Her heart began to thaw even as her mind warned her against accompanying strange noblemen back their homes in the night. A man of Somerton’s standing could drown her himself in sight of the King and half of Parliament and never get done for it.

She shrugged off her foreboding. There’s no harm in it. You were about to drown yourself, remember?

“You wouldn’t mind? Your wife isn’t likely to welcome an actress to her table.”

“I’m not married, and you’re most welcome. Indeed, I would be honored to have you as my guest. I am a great admirer of your work.”

Charlotte blushed at the compliment. Somerton had seen her? “I do not have the most spotless of reputations. I would not wish to cause you dishonor.”

He raised a dark brow playfully. “My household is very good at keeping secrets.”

Something about the way he said this made her want learn them all.

“I would be delighted to join you, Lord Somerton.”

His smile was a mystery, a shadow on the face of the moon.


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